DAY 5: DRUNK SANTA
You'd think this one speaks for itself...
I can't say a whole lot about Drunk Santa, other than he makes me happy. Some careless individual at Target, or perhaps some inconsiderate jackass customer, make up this product in such a manner as to brighten up my Christmas spirits. Given that I'm not a particularly religious person and that I don't celebrate Christmas anymore, but rather Zombie Christmas, it can be tough to light my Christmas fire.
I felt it was my solemn responsibility to preserve the memory of Drunk Santa via photo for 3 reasons:
1) Leaving Drunk Santa on the shelf gave hundreds of lucky children everywhere (who go to that particular store, at least) a chance to see who Santa really is... absolutely, 100%, and without question (probably).
2) Bringing Drunk Santa home and setting him up as Drunk Santa is less a Christmas miracle and more "that guy who makes Santa look drunk in his home."
3) Drunk Santa is actually pretty ugly. I can think of better, and possibly even more drunk, Santas to spend my money on.
Drunk Santa - I raise my glass to you in the hopes that you'll continue to confuse Christmas trees with urinals and wrapped presents with toilet bowls.
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